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"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 09/29/2014 at 22:21 • Filed to: cadillac

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I know y'all are upset about Cadillac's evil new director ending the world as we know it by giving most Caddys a stupid, alphanumeric name. To cheer you guys up, have some alphanumeric Cadillacs of a different variety.

It may not be able to beat a supercharged Straight Eight, but still. Sixteen fucking cylinders.

Sweet Trav > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/29/2014 at 22:22

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So Much Old Time 'Murica

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/29/2014 at 22:23

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Back when Cadillac could be called the Standard of the World and not be laughed at.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 22:24

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I mean, if you ignored Duesenberg, then yes.

I jest, of course. Kind of.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/29/2014 at 22:26

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Let's just call them even for classic American luxury's sake.

CRider > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/29/2014 at 22:42

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Cadillac needs to re-revive the idea of the Sixteen. Today I think they could really pull it off.

My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 22:46

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*Vive la France quietly plays in the background*

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/29/2014 at 22:48

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Sorry, but no car tops the V16 Phaeton. Duesenberg, Bugatti, Rolls Royce…

HA! They wish to be as awesome as the V16.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 09/29/2014 at 23:09

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I hate to do this to the old V16, but...

Please, tell me more about your car with less power than a Golf.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/30/2014 at 00:15

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Please tell me about your car with as much power as my Honda Pilot.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 09/30/2014 at 00:39

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The base had 265hp, which is still 40 more than you. You could also have it with 320hp, or, if you had really deep pockets, you could've had the ultra-rare 400hp SSJ. Keep in mind the V16 only ever made 185 hp.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/30/2014 at 01:21

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Keep in mind-

you're a butthole, nah nah nah nah doo doo, butthole butthole butthole

I'm sorry these aren't even witty.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 09/30/2014 at 01:26

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I am assuming that you are sober right now. Because that was sad.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/30/2014 at 01:26

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I am. Brb.